SAP

OMGZXSZXZSXZS YAY SAPPPPPPPP!!!!!

I got selected to apply for SAP woohoo!

I am super happy can. HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA SAP!!!!!

Me: MUM MUM MUM I got shortlisted for SAP!
Mum: Didn't you tell me that 5 minutes ago?
Me: No, that was RALA.
Mum: Isn't it both art?
Me: Um, SAP is art. RALA is LANGUAGE Arts.
Mum: GOSH GET A LIFE!

My mum is kinda worried that I'll get into SAP, because she thinks I'm already too nolife and SAP will take up more of my free time, making me more nolife. She keeps trying to get me to exercise, but I told her that I'll only exercise if she goes with me, and hehe.

Plus she showed me the first painting I did. It was three splodges of paint on a huge drawing block. I looked at it and my first reaction was, "What happened to the rest of the paint?" The second one was three streaks of paint on a huge drawing block. And the third one was numerous streaks on a drawing block. The following ones were drawing blocks covered entirely with paint.

My mum is worried that I'll be bringing more of these home. She has a cupboard full of them from my painting stint from ages 2-6. I own. :D

i didnt have to know that

Joshua Ng says:
ok
Joshua Ng says:
byebye
Joshua Ng says:
i need to go shit

bad impressions

That "xiao bao bao, da wen ti" (small baby, big problem) show on Channel 8 is really getting on my nerves. And my mum's too. Not that we actually watch it, but the advertisements are annoying.

From a nonfunny and totally serious point of view, why the hell are they telling people that having kids is a big problem when the gahmen is trying to raise the birth rate?

Everytime I see the ad, I turn around and ask my mum, "Was I that much of a problem?" and she goes, "No, you slept all the time. When I put you on the sofa you'd stare into thin air for hours. Everyone thought you were retarded."

For some reason that wasn't very encouraging. D:

But today I am especially irritated with it because it showed a group of kids doing abacus, from that yellow book with the picture of the guy and the girl on the front, and the girls stacking up counting blocks on the back (it's the same picture from nooby books all the way to pro books. Quite cute.) and some kiasu mum waving a Rosyth test paper (I saw the freaking crest.)

So now, Rosyth is going to be flooded with kiasu mums wanting a place in our school, which doesn't really concern me much, considering that Mavis completely disowned us from the time we left.

BUT the CCs too will be flooded with the same said kiasu mothers, wanting to sign their kids up for abacus classes. And I swear, if I have to put up with one more freaking kid sobbing for his mummy and wailing, I will walk right up to him and slap him as hard as I can in the face.

I am bloody sick of having to listen to kids throw tantrums in class, and having to watch the teacher waste time on coddling them because their parents cannot be bothered to discipline their damn kid.

And they're not even learning it for the right purposes. Annoying kids. They piss me off no end.

Gosh I honestly miss Camp Crew lor. All that organising and whatever just gone like that in a short one and a half days of paisehing Cheryl.

Like how I almost threw a tantrum and didn't want to change into AV shirt, but Cheryl hustled me out of the door before I could do anything :(

Oh, and who could forget Mrs S. Tan's speech where she was calling all the poor ACSI guys "young men" and freaking them out to no end? Poor Julian got asked (in a kindly tone, sort of) "So, let's ask this fine young man here, why did you join AV?" After many many hours of silence she just gave up and went: "Enjoy your camp -.-"

HEHE and when Cheryl walked past Yuhan grinned at her and said in a very matter-of-fact tone, "Cheryl, today you look extremely like a walrus." and Cheryl spluttered for 5 minutes or so before managing a feeble "SHUT UP!"

And Hann Lam talking in a gay voice amusing Cheryl no end (OOOOOOOOOOH) and gamely striking a pose to question what I meant by "poser" when I asked him about Justin .

Me: Hey Hann Lam, do you know someone called Justin Mao?
Him: Justin Mao? Sec 2?
Me: Yeah. Is he in waterpolo?
Him: Uhh. I dunno. Maybe maybe not. I only know the good players you see. :D

Wesley S insisted that he'd seen most of us before. I asked him if he was psychic and to my amazement he claimed he was. D:

Goshhhh I can't believe so many people were checking out Anderson lor. I guess once someone's your assistant group facil it automatically disqualifies you from liking them. But well to tell the truth, it was kinda shocking when Crystal and I accidentally stumbled on him demonstrating all his imba atheletic abilities. I think our gasp was kinda loud.

HAHAHAHAH CAPTAINS BALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

And oooh ghost stories! That spooked me no end, but still.

<3333345678910 Camp Crew 09 manzxszxszxzsxzs!

hoohoo

Today I had a wonderful surprise when I went for morning assembly. The Sec4s hadn't bothered to keep the mikes after the longlonglonglong morning assembly yesterday, which Xinyuan and I left halfway because it didn't involve us and we were getting bored. So we didn't have to set up the mikes. HEHE. Cheryl wasn't very amused.

SDMA briefing. Mr Lee brought a laptop down. I wonder how many electronical gadgets he has, because he had that super tiny laptop which he claims everyone "doodles on" during staff meetings, and now this imba looking laptop. The wallpaper was this small kid (presumably his kid?) crouched on a shelf. Even Xinyuan couldn't help but coo, "So cute!" at it.

I did notice a small MapleStory desktop shortcut though ._.

LOL collection of MPP consent forms was rather amusing.

"We've got a really good response. *holds up totally filled up sign up sheet* 40 people altogether. Actually they only allowed us to send 30 people, but SOME SCHOOL sent 39 people, so we told them, 'If they can send 39 people, we can send 40 people!' And so they agreed."

Competitive much?

Drama night auditions were kinda boring la. Our class was the coolest la :D 211's one was rather in the style of an OM performance, what with all the rhymes and whatnot. Crystal was dressed in a sacklike costume for her performance ._. The small Charmaine kept trying to push me off the gallery because she was wondering what would happen if someone jumped down from there and I told her to try it.

Sabreena and Atiqah were grousing about how unfair it was that we have to wait for Sec4 to learn how to play soccer, and I mumbled something about how unfair it was that we have to learn to play soccer, period, and they all gave me a scandalised look.

Sabreena: YOU DON'T LIKE SOCCER?!?!
Me: I hate everything involving physical exertion. Kinda.
Atiqah: WATCH CRISTIANO (?) RONALDO (?) PLAY! THEN YOU'LL LOVE SOCCER!

My knowledge of soccer, however, is still limited to bits and pieces that I pick up from listening to Joshua and Joshua talk. And then I repeat them to other people. :D

3rd lang briefing pissed me off muchly. If I want to take the bloody O levels as a bloody private candidate, I so will and to hell with your administrative red tape.

I MIGHT write an irritated post about it later, if I feel like it.

great aspirations

I have great aspirations.

By the time I leave RGS, I will have done 1 pull-up.

I own.

When I told my dad my great ambition, he said: "1 nia? DO SOME MORE LA!"

When I told my mum, however, she said: "1? You sure you can? Make it half la. And make it by the time you graduate."

I already can do half a pull-up. (Oh and when I say pull-up I mean IPU not those kind which NCC people in my jap class like to do, yanoe, like, grabbing the door frame then hoisting themselves up and grunting like crap.) So obviously my next goal will be 1 pull-up.

I have a great feeling about this. I think I can totally achieve it. Man, I'm pumped. I CAN DO THIS WOOOHOOOO!

(Ya. I'm serious. I think I can.)

jellyfrogs

My dad just caught me crouching at the refrigerator, munching on the gummy frogs that he brought back from Melbourne. Considering that the last time he caught me doing that, I was around 4, he wasn't too shocked. :D

camp crew day 2

WHEEE <3 GROUP 1 and EXCO!

LOL on the bus to ACSI, our fantastic Sec 2 batch occupied the back seat and started singing Cobrastyle. Or at least our own version of it, since we could only make out stuff like, "He press people he no press people button."(?!) and of course, our favourite part: "BOM DIDDY BOM DIDDY DANGLY DANG DEE DEE DEE DEE" which we all screamed in various levels of out-of-tune-ness.

ACSI is still as big as ever. ._. Their equipment is... oh gosh, it even bests the HCI one which all AVS participants worshipped and told tales of fantasticness and coolness back to our other RGS AV people who lapped them up with huge eyes of wonder.

We ate chicken rice for lunch and then ran off eagerly to buy MORE food even though we weren't exactly really hungry, but because ACSI canteen food is just... Woah. We discovered that we all specially brought extra money just so that we could buy ACS food. :D

Truth or Dares all around today! Hann Lam was forced to go up to Cheryl Chan and ask her to dance with him, but Cheryl Chan dissolved in a fit of giggles while Hann Lam stood there getting redder and redder and kept pleading. I dared Crystal to go pinch Jeremy's cheek. At first Jeremy was all "WTH NO!" and told Crystal to pinch Joshcheah's cheek, but Joshcheah apparently didn't wanna be pinched so he grabbed Jeremy and was all, "Oi, quick, I hold him down you pinch him!"

Cheryl set Xinyuan and Crystal a very amusing dare. There was this guy sitting there listening to his iPod and hoboing. They were supposed to sneak up behind the guy, pull out his earphones, and start singing in his ears. But Crystal so unsneaky la pranced right in front of him and started trying to explain, so he took out his earphones by himself. -_- NOT FUN LA YALL!

Whoopie I was walking along and I saw Anabelle trying to pull up her culottes so I went up to her and said, "LOL Anabelle culottes abit short arh..."

She looked right back at me and said: "Eh... Why I roll so high mine still cannot be as short as yours..."

HEEHEE I have become a bad influence. :D

After lunch (Yeah I'm jumping around unchronologically because I'm like that) Crystal and I were walking back to LT2 when Joshcheah started singing in a really high voice and we gave him this "wtf?!" look. He got pissed and started going all, "Hey! It's a GIFT to be able to sing so high okayyyy! Can YOU sing so high? I can sing all the girls' parts you know!"

This really impressed us a whole lot.

Then Huilian and Huichen and Delia were acting retarded while walking through the door and tinyguy (aka Julian) got irritated and squeaked: "Eh! Can go inside then be spastic anot!" So Joshcheah decided to be gentlemanly, pushed his way through the crowd and said, "LOL small boy say go inside be spastic hor." Julian looked somewhat miffed but to make up for all the injustices he'd suffered I offered him an M&M. He took it with much pleasure, squealing "OOO! M&Ms!" Apparently the offer of M&Ms overrules the not-very-nice manner in which I said it, which was, "Hey, small boy, you want M&Ms?" (SORRY LOR I DIDN'T KNOW HIS NAME!)

YAY Captain's Ball. Julian was the goalie for his team. EXCO played vs Group 5 I think, and even though all RGS AV people are kinda... not very atheletic, the ACS people more than made up for it. Hann Lam was super sporty and even did some cool ball tricks like jumping out of nowhere and grabbing the ball, and we had Joshcheah, who blocked the goalie fully just by standing up. (The goalie was on a CHAIR lol.) The other team had no chance la. Everytime the ball came towards them, Joshcheah would just reach up (almost lazily) and tap the ball halfway across the field. Plus we had Anderson, who is SUPER DAMN MUSCLEY. In fact all the guys could hurl the ball 3/4 way across the field. ._. EXCO pwned Group 5 12 to 1. :D

Then after that it was Pro Players vs EXCO, which Julian volunteered himself for. That guy, although small, is SUPER DAMN SPEEDY CAN. He was whizzing all the way across the field, but hehe EXCO still owned. Anderson also did another ball trick just to piss them all off.

However the ACS guys don't seem to know their balls. In LT2 a group of them were showing off their soccer tricks with a basketball ._. Then for Captain's Ball they made us use a football. ._.

Closing address was amusing.
Hann Lam: "Well, I'd like to thank RGS for all the effort they put in. *claps* Cheryl, will you join me on stage? *pause, Cheryl walks up to the podium* As you know, this is not MY event. It is... OUR event."

The whole LT2 started catcalling and whooping. Mr Lee had to go up and go, "Uh, I think we all agree that this is not a wedding speech...?" HEHE.

And as is the case with every single AV camp, Jiayi told ghost stories. ._. She always has super scary ghost stories lar wth. Crystal and I jointly told our Perth one though! :D

<3 Isabelle Hazel Zixin Vietanh BrianC. WesleyS. Anderson me!
<3 Cherylchan me Xinyuan RachelP. Yunteng Karmun Jiayi Hannlam Anderson Shoban Joshcheah and dunnowhoelse!

CAMP CREW FTW!

wao

Everyone has thrilling tales of OBS on their blog. But since I didn't go for OBS (and probably won't either yay) I don't have any such exciting stories so instead I shall tell you about CAMP CREW!

<3 Zixin Hazel Delia Yuhan Isabelle VietAnh WesleyS.!

GROUP 1 FTW!!!!!!

HEHEHE for ice breakers we played this game where everyone was given a piece of paper with something written on it and they had to go around finding their pair. We saboed Han Lam (spelling?) to play it as well and he got "roadrunner" :D So he kept whining at Cheryl and me: "ARE YOU SURE THIS HAS A PAIR?"

In the end he found his soulmate.
Han Lam: Yo! Is your item super tall?
Tiny guy: *nods*
Han Lam: Is it a chicken- I mean a bird?
Tiny guy: *nods*
Han Lam: Is it a cartoon?
Tiny guy: *nods*
Han Lam: Damn fast one?
Tiny guy: *nods*
Han Lam: *hugs tiny guy* HAH I'VE FOUND YOU!

And then after that everyone was given a block of ice which we were supposed to melt. Our group damn pro la we ran to the hand dryers and just put the ice under there and watched it melt super damn fast. Crystal's group tried to be smart and they threw their ice in the bin, which earned them a forfeit muahahaha. Finally all the groups finished and we went back in...

...before we discovered there was still this pathetic group huddling around their ice block on top of an aircon vent.

Wesley S. was an idiot la! He told us the "SARAH, I'M ON THE FIRST STEP" story, and I forgot at the end the person would scream, and then suddenly he went all "RARRR!" at us. Our whole group screamed like crap, including Viet Anh, who'd heard it just 5 minutes ago. -_- Then he kept insisting that he'd seen Yuhan, Isabelle and I somewhere before. I told him he'd probably seen Crystal and mistook me for her, but when he looked over he saw Jiayi and was all, "Oh. I saw that girl before also. Lol."

After that we all just started swapping lameass ghost stories, including the "You didn't use DYNAMO!" one. Hehe.

We had a random extra game of Dog and Bone after Station games, and Han Lam, Cheryl and Melissa were taking turns to shout out random stuff. At first it was all the numbers, then it progressed to sums, which was when the playing got super dirty. The other team kept kicking the toilet paper roll (which was supposed to be the bone) back to their side. :( But after we banned kicking the random stuff got just plain weird.

"Um, EVERYONE ABOVE 150cm!"
*everyone rushes out*
"Oh crap. OH EVERYONE BELOW 150cm!"

There was a long pause before this tiny guy trotted out to claim the bone without competition.

Abovementioned tiny guy seems to be bloody pro at running though. When everyone was trying to stop each other getting the bone he'd either kick the thing back to his group, or pick it up and run pell mell for leather back to his group. Everyone was looking at him with newfound awe after that, because he seemed like the typical pasty-skinned AV nerd.

Some more stupid random stuff included:

"WHOEVER THINKS THAT THEY'RE DAMN SEXY!" (Viet Anh went up unchallenged)
"EVERYONE UNDER 35kg!" (Tiny guy went up unchallenged)
"WHOEVER THINKS THAT THEY HAVE TWO LUNGS!" (Everyone daoed this)
"EVERYONE WITH PIERCED EARS!" (Surprisingly, I went up unchallenged)
"PEOPLE WHO GOT ABOVE 280 FOR PSLE!" (Quite a lot of Sec1s went up)
"ANYONE WHO CAN EAT MORE THAN THREE BURGERS!" (Ashlynna, Xinyuan, and Viet Anh went up ._.)
"EVERYONE WHO BROKE THEIR HAND!" (Xinyuan sheepishly walked up and claimed the bone with her un-fruitwrapped hand)

Hello blog readers.

Just because this is perspicacious and not anotherentrance doesn't mean that all the usual stuff doesn't apply ._.

Why can't yall be more perspicacious and tag using your own name?!

It gets seriously confusing and bloody annoying when I have to trawl through tons of cbox records to find an almost-kind-of matching IP address, which is in itself absolutely inconclusive -_-

I mean the first and third things were okay, because that's the whole point of tagging so, but "name."?

You have a name. USE IT.

And um, "name."? The Joshua Tree I was referring to, as specified in my earlier post, is a "furry cute desert plant thingy", and not the name of a U2 song. Don't be lame already -.-

furry

Today we were at the library during free block. Crystal lamented the pointed lack of non-cheemdeep books in our school library (all we have are obscure, filled with literary meaning books.) and got extremely pissed when she couldn't find a single Princess Diaries book to read. She kept muttering to herself "CAB! CAB!" and checking all the "C" shelves over and over again, until Xinyuan pointed out to Crystal that "B" came after "A" and checking the "CAA" shelf would be rather pointless.

I spotted a book with "CAB" on it, and I pulled it out, but it turned out to be the book titled "The Joshua Tree", which I mentioned in some previous post either here or on anotherentrance. We all convulsed into silent fits of laughter in awhile, since (no offence) Joshng DOES indeed have the height and general build of a tree.

In a bid to seem literary, I decided to try reading that book while Crystal indulged in some good old Harry Potter.

However, perhaps because I am not a Joshua, I was confused as soon as I read the first page. Apparently the Joshua Tree was narrating, and it was in... JoshuaTree-ese, which being not a Joshua Tree, I couldn't understand at all ._.

Also, as is the case with most cheemdeep literary books, it did not have accompanying pictures except for random aboriginal drawings in the margins. I stopped reading after page 30something, because 1. I couldn't understand it at all. o.O Maybe you have to be a Joshua or a Joshua Tree to understand the book. 2. Without a proper image of a "Joshua tree", I kept having disturbing images of a grinning green (LOL) Joshng parading through my mind. 3. Free block was up.

So in order to rid myself of the Joshng-as-a-tree images, the first thing I did when I got home was to power up my laptop and google "Joshua tree". SURPRISINGLY, there really IS such a thing as a Joshua tree. It is apparently some furry cute desert plant thingy. o.O

But for some reason the green Joshng is still parading through my mind D: Must be all the bad influence lar.

hehe

HAHAHA CRYSTAL YOU ADMIT HE'S HOT! YOU ADMITTED IT HEHEHE!

WAHAHAHAHA!

(Oh crap but don't tell him!)

yeah, big, big.

I was happily mapling and training at MP3 today while I was rather disturbingly reminded of why I hated fellow Maplers so much.

There was an idiot who was in the party with me. At first I thought he was a pretty okay guy, but then he ordered me to go cover Lanes 2 and 3 of Mp3, while he happily slacked away at Lane 1. For non-maplers out there, or for ex-maplers who've been as out of touch with the game as I have, Lane 1 is by far the easiest lane because there's a very convenient pedestal there for you to stand on and heal/throw stars at the monsters.

Lane 2 and 3 have no such pedestals, and the spawn rate is bloody fast there (way faster than lane 1, at any rate) and for a mere level52 cleric like me, it is practically a death sentence. Note that Mr Slacky was a level74 hermit. -_-

And he still had the cheek to tell me to kill stuff faster -.-

The lack of chivalry was one thing I was prepared to overlook, but he was quite obviously leeching my exp. So I quit the party (why disadvantage yourself when you can do so much better on your own?) and told him that he was leeching all my exp.

The irritating retard kept whining: "EH, JOIN MY PARTY LEH..........."

Me: "No."

Irritating retard: "PLS......."

Me: "Piss off and die."

Irritating retard: "YOU JOIN MY PT OR CC.........................."

I hate it when they do that. Stupid people just cannot see when people are walking through any given map and they immediately start to whine "cc pl0x! cc pl0x!" Plus, what, his grandpa owns the map issit? Hello, a map is public property! Don't want to share with people then ask your abovementioned rich and influential grandpa to buy over Maple la!

I pointed out to him that he couldn't possibly handle the whole of MP3 on his own (considering that he needed to push around a level 52 cleric who's been out of touch for super long) and since it was going to be horribly underutilised, why not let someone else share it? -_-

Since his brainpower obviously couldn't comprehend the logic of that argument, he hesitated for awhile and then brought out the single sentence I hated most: "I CALL MY GUILD HERE!"

I honestly CANNOT stand it when people do that. It is a sheer sign of cowardice. This is between me and you, dude. Where's your sense of fair play?

But apparently people who aren't chivalrious are also not above neglecting fair play. He kept up with the threatening to call his guild in, until I couldn't stand it anymore and logged off. Of course I would have liked to slap him soundly across the face with a smelly tuna fish, or saw his balls off with a safety scissors (thanks Maddox/Tuckermax. I read it on one of their blogs.), but circumstances disallowed it.

It puzzles me how some people are just so above logic.

Oh, and not to mention people who have so much acash they can afford to spend it on megas screaming at people. Everyone's peaceful mapling experience will probably have been punctured before by people who think that their sole purpose in life is to prove that they're superior, and start screaming via megas: "XXX HUMJI ARH? COME LA KS LA WE HAVE GUILDWAR WANT? NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB"
5 mins later, you get: "XXX JUST NOW SCOLD SO MUCH WHY NOW DONT SAY ANYTHING? CHICKEN ARH YOU. HUMJI. BUYING DEFAME FOR XXX LOLOLOL"

Occasionally it goes on to insult the other party's mother, sister, grandpa, crazy aunt locked up in attic, etc.

Excuse me, but are you so boring that you have to keep reiterating your point in so many megas? ONE IS ENOUGH, BRAINLESS FISHHEAD. WE GET IT. NOW SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR LOSERISH EXISTENCE OF SUCKING SHRIMPS FROM THEIR SHELLS OBSESSIVELY.

SO annoying.

crystal is a meanie

Sheesh Crystal is such a meanie.

She just told me I look fugly in my dp.

Crystal Ong says:
actually can i tell you something about your dp?
[c=27][a=1][b]♥clarisse t is WEITING for you!; sexysixfifteener![/b][/a][/c=0] says:
yes
Crystal Ong says:
it's a terrible shot of you
[c=27][a=1][b]♥clarisse t is WEITING for you!; sexysixfifteener![/b][/a][/c=0] says:
o.o
Crystal Ong says:
you don't even look as ugly as that in real life :/
[c=27][a=1][b]♥clarisse t is WEITING for you!; sexysixfifteener![/b][/a][/c=0] says:
implying that in real life i do look ugly
[c=27][a=1][b]♥clarisse t is WEITING for you!; sexysixfifteener![/b][/a][/c=0] says:
thanks a lot
Crystal Ong says:
no lor
Crystal Ong says:
you don't look ugly, but in this picture you sure do

Thanks a whole lot. -_-


But then again it's true la. Lol. Not the picture. As in I really do look ugly in real life. Lol.

i am a horrible person

LOL I realise that I'm a horrible discriminatory asshole.

But I don't care I don't care I can and I WILL make the choice whether or not to dislike someone after reading his or her blog ^^ Even if I've never met the person before and all.

BECAUSE I HATE THE WORLD HEE HEE HEE! :D

LOL not really. Just some people. Whom I've, admittedly, never met before and don't know if they're actually super nice kind souls, but I don't care because I am prejudiced and discriminatory and all that! Whooooo!

dumb cowpat

Joshuayeo just informed me that perspicacious is one of his favourite words, and it means "acutely intelligent or wise".

Oh dear. Considering that I am neither, maybe I should rename my blog "slime on a mangosteen". But even that doesn't sound as nice as perspicacious, which I chose precisely because it sounds... well, pretty.

Shallowness alert BIMB BIMB BIMB BIMB BIMB

I was considering using it as my blog URL, just to piss people who can't spell perspicacious from memory off, but I realised that most people would just follow the link from anotherentrance, which is infinitely easier to spell. Not to mention that I think if people can't spell perspicacious, they just won't come to perspicacious.blogspot.com. Hopefully clandestine is easy enough.

Today as I was pouring myself a cup of water my mum leant over and ripped the bandaid covering my stitches clean off. I roared in pain. "WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!"
Mum: "The stitches want to breathe."
Me: "And you know this for a fact?"
Mum: "...Yeah."

But it turns out she did me a favour, because the fact that my stitches can survive having a bandaid ripped off them shows that they have healed enough for me to not wear a bandage anymore :) THEREFORE I can finally show Rachel my stitches, and she can stop feeling an urge to sneak up behind me and rip a plaster off. :D

unfair lol

I created a blog because I have so much to say and I want to say it to the world!

But damn, as soon as I clicked "New Post" I promptly forgot everything I wanted to blog about.

Oh but Uncyclopedia owns. The Lemony Snicket page particularly amused me.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lemony_Snicket

Don't read if you're a ignorant cultural philistine. And don't ask me to explain it to you if you don't understand it. Once I explain it it won't be funny anymore.

They even have a LOLcats page.