dumb cowpat

Joshuayeo just informed me that perspicacious is one of his favourite words, and it means "acutely intelligent or wise".

Oh dear. Considering that I am neither, maybe I should rename my blog "slime on a mangosteen". But even that doesn't sound as nice as perspicacious, which I chose precisely because it sounds... well, pretty.

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I was considering using it as my blog URL, just to piss people who can't spell perspicacious from memory off, but I realised that most people would just follow the link from anotherentrance, which is infinitely easier to spell. Not to mention that I think if people can't spell perspicacious, they just won't come to perspicacious.blogspot.com. Hopefully clandestine is easy enough.

Today as I was pouring myself a cup of water my mum leant over and ripped the bandaid covering my stitches clean off. I roared in pain. "WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!"
Mum: "The stitches want to breathe."
Me: "And you know this for a fact?"
Mum: "...Yeah."

But it turns out she did me a favour, because the fact that my stitches can survive having a bandaid ripped off them shows that they have healed enough for me to not wear a bandage anymore :) THEREFORE I can finally show Rachel my stitches, and she can stop feeling an urge to sneak up behind me and rip a plaster off. :D