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I'm aware that there are guys who read this blog, and therefore may feel somewhat discomfited about what I am going to post about shortly. Therefore, I shall highlight the offending paragraphs in bright red so you know for sure which ones they are, and will be able to scroll past comfortably without any damage to your sanity, purity (cough) and impression of RGS.
You have been warned.
In any case, I shall try to break this as gently as possible.
WHY IS RGS ASKING FOR OUR FREAKING BUST SIZE, OF ALL THINGS? What is wrong with going with the normal shirt size? Is this simply an attempt to pry out more private information out of RGS girls, and make those who don't have it feel inferior? (Don't have information about what your bust size is. Not don't have a bust.)
It also engenders awkward conversations to those who don't already have prior knowledge of this. Take for example this fine specimen (really happened):
Person A: Hi B! Please tell X that my bust size is *insert number here*!
Person B: *splutters*
And that is mainly the gist of what we were shouting about before exams today.
Person X: I think my bust size is maybe... 40cm?
Person Y: YOUR HEAD IS 40CM IN CIRCUMFERENCE. ARE YOUR BOOBS THE SAME SIZE AS YOUR HEAD?!
--
Guys, you can continue reading here. Hehe I actually kinda just realised that I have nothing to blog about today apart from the whole fiasco outlined in red above (YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT) except that Dr Sakhar was very nice and smsed us all in RALA the night before:
"Hey ralativists, gd luck with tom's paper and don't fret! You'll be find, we do pizza end of term to celebrate, ya? Actually it's just an excuse, but who gives a shite, as the Irish would say ha ha! Take care, and god bless for tom!"
Somehow I was one of the few who actually managed to figure out that it was Dr Sakhar and didn't sms something like "GOOD LUCK TO YOU TOO!!!" back. I thought it was pretty obvious really, considering how Dr Sakhar's the only one who uses so many bad words -_-
Crystal was imba la. Couldn't even figure out what "tom" stood for. She was asking me and fretting about it during freetime today, and to shut her up, I told her:
Me: Tom as in Mr TJ Lee la.
Crystal: Ohhhhhhhh.
-5 minutes later-
Crystal: WAIT, YOU MEAN MR LEE SET OUR LIT PAPER?!
Me: Aiya obviously tom as in TOMorrow la!
On a side note, it's kinda disturbing how everyone seems to call Mr Lee "Tommy". It makes one think more of his SON.
Hehe some class was boasting about how Mr Lee liked them so much he showed them a picture of his son. But they were telling me and Xinyuan this, and it was obviously a Bad Idea because we'd seen a picture of his son before also -_- crouched up super cutely in a little cupboard or something. PLUS WE'D SEEN HIM IN THE FLESH HA HA HA.
"They should call you Mario because you just got 1UP-ed."
You have been warned.
In any case, I shall try to break this as gently as possible.
WHY IS RGS ASKING FOR OUR FREAKING BUST SIZE, OF ALL THINGS? What is wrong with going with the normal shirt size? Is this simply an attempt to pry out more private information out of RGS girls, and make those who don't have it feel inferior? (Don't have information about what your bust size is. Not don't have a bust.)
It also engenders awkward conversations to those who don't already have prior knowledge of this. Take for example this fine specimen (really happened):
Person A: Hi B! Please tell X that my bust size is *insert number here*!
Person B: *splutters*
And that is mainly the gist of what we were shouting about before exams today.
Person X: I think my bust size is maybe... 40cm?
Person Y: YOUR HEAD IS 40CM IN CIRCUMFERENCE. ARE YOUR BOOBS THE SAME SIZE AS YOUR HEAD?!
--
Guys, you can continue reading here. Hehe I actually kinda just realised that I have nothing to blog about today apart from the whole fiasco outlined in red above (YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT) except that Dr Sakhar was very nice and smsed us all in RALA the night before:
"Hey ralativists, gd luck with tom's paper and don't fret! You'll be find, we do pizza end of term to celebrate, ya? Actually it's just an excuse, but who gives a shite, as the Irish would say ha ha! Take care, and god bless for tom!"
Somehow I was one of the few who actually managed to figure out that it was Dr Sakhar and didn't sms something like "GOOD LUCK TO YOU TOO!!!" back. I thought it was pretty obvious really, considering how Dr Sakhar's the only one who uses so many bad words -_-
Crystal was imba la. Couldn't even figure out what "tom" stood for. She was asking me and fretting about it during freetime today, and to shut her up, I told her:
Me: Tom as in Mr TJ Lee la.
Crystal: Ohhhhhhhh.
-5 minutes later-
Crystal: WAIT, YOU MEAN MR LEE SET OUR LIT PAPER?!
Me: Aiya obviously tom as in TOMorrow la!
On a side note, it's kinda disturbing how everyone seems to call Mr Lee "Tommy". It makes one think more of his SON.
Hehe some class was boasting about how Mr Lee liked them so much he showed them a picture of his son. But they were telling me and Xinyuan this, and it was obviously a Bad Idea because we'd seen a picture of his son before also -_- crouched up super cutely in a little cupboard or something. PLUS WE'D SEEN HIM IN THE FLESH HA HA HA.
"They should call you Mario because you just got 1UP-ed."
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