we wear stockings
Today during spotcheck during assembly, Crystal, Xinyuan and I were flaunting our legalness -- socks above ankle, pinafore past knees (SORRY LA WE'RE ALL SHORT CAN), belts near our badges, etc.
So since we were all in RALA, we decided to make up a song about it! Albeit a rather tuneless one, but you get the idea.
Credits go to TK for providing the whole inspiration and the perfect first line, which we absolutely worshipped for the wittiness and amusingness of it all back in Sec2.
Here goes. *clears throat*
We wear stockings,
So we don't get bookings,
We go sleepless,
If we lose our badges.
Our fringes are so short,
We look like we have no hair.
We feel so naked,
If our ankles are bare.*
We think it's best
When our belts're at our chests.
We're such good girls,
Our pinafores are at our ankles.
We button the topmost button,
We tuck in our shirts.
Our pants are really high
And so are our skirts.
Our fingernails are really short
But we think they're so hot.
We wear only earsticks
And bring our ties for assembly every week.
*There was an alternative line for this: 'We feel so we-ird/if our
pinafores don't cover our underwear.' But we decided that it would
imply that most people's pinafores don't cover their underwears, which they do.
I mean they cover their underwear. Not that they do not cover their underwear.
ARGH.
Anyway yeah it's a work in progress. We did the first two stanzas together but I thought it was too short and I added in the last 3. I researched on the school attire rules for this song okay! I couldn't resist adding in the highpants part, even though it's like RGS and all. Highpants are like a universal phenomenon.
In case you're wondering what tune this goes to, it's a pretty much tuneless affair. Sing it to any tune you want, I don't really care. :D I mean it's the cute lyrics that matter right. If I'm not wrong we named it the Sec One Song officially, but "We Wear Stockings" is so much easier to refer to it by.
Credits to TK most of all, and Xinyuan and Crystal for the first two stanzas. :D
So since we were all in RALA, we decided to make up a song about it! Albeit a rather tuneless one, but you get the idea.
Credits go to TK for providing the whole inspiration and the perfect first line, which we absolutely worshipped for the wittiness and amusingness of it all back in Sec2.
Here goes. *clears throat*
We wear stockings,
So we don't get bookings,
We go sleepless,
If we lose our badges.
Our fringes are so short,
We look like we have no hair.
We feel so naked,
If our ankles are bare.*
We think it's best
When our belts're at our chests.
We're such good girls,
Our pinafores are at our ankles.
We button the topmost button,
We tuck in our shirts.
Our pants are really high
And so are our skirts.
Our fingernails are really short
But we think they're so hot.
We wear only earsticks
And bring our ties for assembly every week.
*There was an alternative line for this: 'We feel so we-ird/if our
pinafores don't cover our underwear.' But we decided that it would
imply that most people's pinafores don't cover their underwears, which they do.
I mean they cover their underwear. Not that they do not cover their underwear.
ARGH.
Anyway yeah it's a work in progress. We did the first two stanzas together but I thought it was too short and I added in the last 3. I researched on the school attire rules for this song okay! I couldn't resist adding in the highpants part, even though it's like RGS and all. Highpants are like a universal phenomenon.
In case you're wondering what tune this goes to, it's a pretty much tuneless affair. Sing it to any tune you want, I don't really care. :D I mean it's the cute lyrics that matter right. If I'm not wrong we named it the Sec One Song officially, but "We Wear Stockings" is so much easier to refer to it by.
Credits to TK most of all, and Xinyuan and Crystal for the first two stanzas. :D
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