Tuesday, February 2, 2010

I have coined a new term: Munslut.

It's pronounced mahn-slaht, not moonsloot or however you might mangle it.

It is basically two words combined: Mun, as in Model United Nations, and slut, which is pretty self explanatory. So that should give you a rough idea of what the munslut is.

Usage is as such: "You're a munslut." "She's such a munslut!" Not very creative, but enough for you to get the idea.

The munslut, as suggested by the "mun" part of it, prowls around MUNs looking for new prey. She (or he) exchanges MSN addresses with them; all done in the name of making alliances, but seriously what goes on in MSN stays in MSN and so no one will ever know if it was an alliance or a date that was made.

During the actual conference, they sit there, trying to look pretty, and may occassionally make an airheaded or stupid comment, something along the lines of "XXX effect is an effect which has an immediate effect." She may not actually understand the issues being discussed, but why let that get in the way of -bimbo laugh- socialising?

Then at the dinner and dance, they unleash their true powers of evil. Cue slinky dresses that are too short to cover-- OH MY GOD IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!!! and makeup-- by the truckload, please.

They grab a hapless victim, and then drag them into their lair, and start making out with them. But that is by no means a gurantee of their affection, for they might bore and switch targets within any time between 5 seconds to an hour. Some take it a step further and, so I hear, even get laid.

So there you have it. A munslut.

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