epicphayle

I have just been invited to join the Facebook group "Rosyth School. Primary 6 Cohort 2007" by someone called Sarah Tan who I at first thought was Sarah my seatmate.

Well, two things. 1. The abovementioned Sarah Tan isn't anyone I know, and is most likely a weird Facebook stalker wishing to be like the Ben Tan everyone knows but no one actually knows. Hell, maybe they're related.

2. I am not from the primary 6 cohort of 2007. I was from the primary 6 cohort of 2006. And I should bloody know. I was the valedictorian.

Anyway, what is more disturbing than the fact that she invited us all to join a group which is obviously a misnomer, is that 3 out of 4 of the group members there are ALL FROM THE CLASS OF 2006.

The said 3 out of 4 people are actually people I know; namely Sherman, Jia En, and Josie.

JOSIE, I'M ASHAMED OF YOU! I THOUGHT YOU GOT PLATINUM IN SMOPS? Get this: If we graduated in 2007, we'd be Sec 1 now, not Sec 2.

And according to the group's homepage, the creator's email is manutd1994_9@hotmail.com . Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe people born in 1994 generally graduated from primary school in 2006? Unless of course she got retained. (Which, come to think of it, might actually be possible. Everyone knows that 2008-2007 is 1, not 2.)

So no, I shall not join that group. I'm from the batch of 06, and bloody proud of it. And please, if you're from the batch of 06 too, USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN. Do not be a sheep and click "accept" just because you see the words "Rosyth School" and your brain stops functioning. WE ARE NOT FROM THE BATCH OF 07. CLICK REJECT, PROUD AND STRONG!

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