little red riding hood

Crystal and I were totally sick of the cheesy morals at the end of the stories for Drama Night so we made up our own Red Riding Hood without morals!

-Mum sends RRH to Grandma's house with a basket full of heroin.
-RRH smokes a cigarette and drops it, setting half the forest on fire.
-RRH meets wolf, who wants to kidnap her and sell her to a brothel.
-RRH takes out AK-47 rifle from her basket and blasts the wolf to high heaven.
-Meanwhile, Grandma is playing strip poker with the wolf's accomplice.
-RRH arrives and Grandma helps her make pot brownies.
-They all get drunk and the wolf kills Grandma and sells RRH to the abovementioned brothel.

Gosh, AV people DO get up to weird stuff when we're bored and hungry.